I spot a few sets of boobies in the crowd, but what I mostly see is a bunch of dudes with very strange facial expressions. This is your brain. This is your brain on drugs with extra sides of sausages…
Welcome to Sausage Phest! An inside look at the audiences of jam bands. After seeing a handful of pictures of jam band concert-goers, I felt the need to create this website. The male to female ratio is unbelievable. I'm talking 'Mens Locker Room' unbelievable. Please check it out for yourself and I hope you enjoy! - The Sausage King of Prussia
I spot a few sets of boobies in the crowd, but what I mostly see is a bunch of dudes with very strange facial expressions. This is your brain. This is your brain on drugs with extra sides of sausages…
This picture was taken from a Trey Anastasio show on 1/23/13 at the Capital Theater. According to our Senior Sausage Phest Correspondent, Mike, there were 9, maybe 10 girls present. Thanks to Mike for the picture as well. It’s safe to say a lot of dudes went home without getting laid.
Welcome back fans of Sausage Phest!! After a much needed hiatus from the first leg of Summer Tour, we are back with a vengeance! The second leg has begun and we’re in need of your photos of Jam Band Sausage Phests, like this one from Phish tonight, 8/22/12, at Starlight Theatre in Kansas City, MO. I think I see some trim in the back, but man, a LOT of dudes. Thanks to our good friend Michael for the shot.
An Army of Sausages bravely marching into war. Thanks to our good friend Mike for the picture.

I’ll tell you this town ain’t go no muff, no matter how hard you ‘poke around’.

Here’s a picture from the Phish summer tour closer at Saratoga Performing Arts Center (SPAC) in Saratoga Springs, NY. YIKES…


Here are some photos from Phish performing at Alpine Valley Music Center in East Troy, Wisconsin in July 2012.

I wonder if they can make big sausage hats instead of those cheese head hats Packer fans wear…
Here are some pictures from a Phish show at Blossom Music Center in Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio, on 6/24/12. They played the first ‘Meatstick’ of the summer tour. Seems like a good theme song to me…



The only thing that “shocks my brain” is the overwhelming sausage to muff ratio. Ohio sure knows how to throw a Sausage Phest. Well done, Ohio…

Even the artwork on the Phish tickets for summer tour 2012 have an unfavorable sausage to muff ratio.