Summer is the season for Sausage

Hello Sausage Phesters!  Sorry for the delay but the Sausage Phest staff is back and so is Phish summer tour.  And you know what that means!  Pictures like this from Randalls Island, where the sausage to muff ratio was so poor that apparently the Statue of Liberty jumped a ferry to help out.

Happy 2014 Sausage Phesters!  What a better way to bring in the new year than a picture of Phish’s “truck jam” on New Years Eve at Madison Square Garden.  Check out the crowd in this pic.  The Sausage Phest staff has spent many hours determining the sausage to muff ratio in the crowd, and has come up with a whopping 6:1.

Happy 2014 Sausage Phesters!  What a better way to bring in the new year than a picture of Phish’s “truck jam” on New Years Eve at Madison Square Garden.  Check out the crowd in this pic.  The Sausage Phest staff has spent many hours determining the sausage to muff ratio in the crowd, and has come up with a whopping 6:1.

NYPD Blue was busy arresting all of the Sausage Phesters at Madison Square Garden during Phish’s 2014 New Years Run.

Trick or Meat! Happy Halloween from Sausage Phest

Phish played three shows in Atlantic City starting with this Halloween night concert.  The band broke tradition, not covering a full album of another artist.  However, based on these pictures, their fans did not break tradition, showing up 20 dudes for every chick.

Sesame Street Sausage Phest at Phish on Halloween.  Eyewitnesses reported Oscar the Grouch climbed back into his dumpster, claiming, “there are more girls inside”.

Sesame Street Sausage Phest at Phish on Halloween.  Eyewitnesses reported Oscar the Grouch climbed back into his dumpster, claiming, “there are more girls inside”.

Sausage Phest New England Style

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Seems to be a wicked lot a dudes on the floor pre-show at Phish this past weekend in Worcester, MA.  In fact, I don’t see one female.  Photo courtesy of our Senior Sausage Correspondent Mike.

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New England Sausage Chowda’ was served up all weekend at the Phish concerts in Worcester, proven by this set break party circle on Saturday.  Photo courtesy of Russ.

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I see a couple of girls in the background but these Sausage Phesters wouldn’t know.  They’re too busy bro-ing it the fuck up.  Wicked good show, uh kid?  Photo courtesy of Will.

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According to one of our Senior Sausage Correspondents, these New England Sausage Phesters like to ground score empty baggies.  Apparently they were looking for females. 

After this batch of photos came in from our Senior Mothership Correspondent, Russ, we had to verify the authenticity of the photographs, as the Sausage Phest staff could not believe the sausage-to-muff ratio could ever be this unfavorable.  No way.  However, after verifying with the FDA, TSA, DEA, ACA, WWA, WWF, and NCAA, we were able to verify they are authentic and valid….there were two girls at the Sunday night Phish show in Hampton, VA, on 10/20/13.