Portsmouth Sausage Phest

Here are pics from Phish in Portsmouth, VA on 7/29/14.  The Sausage Phest staff see a few cuties in the bottom picture but had trouble finding more than a few girls in the top picture.  Virginia is for Sausage Phests!

Here’s another shot from the lawn at Merriweather Post Pavillion from this past weekend’s Phish shows.  The Sausage Phest staff has been hard at work and have come up with a 10:1 sausage to muff ratio.  The hot blonde in the black tank could count for a couple, but even so, very embarassing.  Thanks Noob Al (@aldubs) for the picture.

Here’s another shot from the lawn at Merriweather Post Pavillion from this past weekend’s Phish shows.  The Sausage Phest staff has been hard at work and have come up with a 10:1 sausage to muff ratio.  The hot blonde in the black tank could count for a couple, but even so, very embarassing.  Thanks Noob Al (@aldubs) for the picture.

Check out this video, from Phish at Merriweather Post Pavilion on 7/27/14.  Apparently this Sausage Phester skipped his biceps day workout to perv on the only two girls dancing near the lawn.  Birkenstocks, boardshorts, floppy hat, pectoral muscles, sausage phest.  Thank you Noob Al (@aldubs) for the amazing footage.

MPPMP (Merriweather Post Pavilion Man Pit)

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After seeing this picture from Phish at Merriweather Post Pavilion on 7/26/14, the Sausage Phest staff has said it before and we’ll say it again, “Crab cakes and sausage phests — that’s what Maryland does!”  Photo credit to our good friend Noob Al (@aldubs) - aka Double A aka Wingy aka Al Dub aka Skew.

Summer is the season for Sausage

Hello Sausage Phesters!  Sorry for the delay but the Sausage Phest staff is back and so is Phish summer tour.  And you know what that means!  Pictures like this from Randalls Island, where the sausage to muff ratio was so poor that apparently the Statue of Liberty jumped a ferry to help out.

Happy 2014 Sausage Phesters!  What a better way to bring in the new year than a picture of Phish’s “truck jam” on New Years Eve at Madison Square Garden.  Check out the crowd in this pic.  The Sausage Phest staff has spent many hours determining the sausage to muff ratio in the crowd, and has come up with a whopping 6:1.

Happy 2014 Sausage Phesters!  What a better way to bring in the new year than a picture of Phish’s “truck jam” on New Years Eve at Madison Square Garden.  Check out the crowd in this pic.  The Sausage Phest staff has spent many hours determining the sausage to muff ratio in the crowd, and has come up with a whopping 6:1.

NYPD Blue was busy arresting all of the Sausage Phesters at Madison Square Garden during Phish’s 2014 New Years Run.

Trick or Meat! Happy Halloween from Sausage Phest

Phish played three shows in Atlantic City starting with this Halloween night concert.  The band broke tradition, not covering a full album of another artist.  However, based on these pictures, their fans did not break tradition, showing up 20 dudes for every chick.